Quickie -- One Liners

It is truly appalling what parents choose to teach their kids these days. The power, the influence, the just plain bad judgment that parents have. Disgraceful.

And Lee and I? Well, we're obviously different. Here's a current list of zingers, phrases, and one-liners Abby has mastered:

• what's up, yo?


• peace out


• insane in the membrane


• it's cold in winter


• dumb@ss -- only spoken in the car and immediately declared after we honk the horn (no comment)


• want to ride in the Cruiser - Uncle Mikey is so proud!


• seriously, it's time


• Red Hawk Casino (from TV commercials, we swear!)


• chrysalis


• otherwise -- used correctly every time


• REDRUM -- she even has the voice down and finger gesture (early start on Halloween, what can we say?)